satire
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Overrealms (Ace in The Hole)
The neural input was hot from hard-disconnecting.
Neurotic Restaurant
A trinity of waiters huddling just inside the entrance rattle through a series of disclaimers as you walk in, seem in fact to be partway down the list already as you open the door.
Cover Letter
Wait. Please. Keep reading.
Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria
The first machine that killed itself was a Walmart Model 6 made by Tesla, designated officially as SA-168, but known by the generic name of Robby.
Screaming at Bugs on the Campaign Trail 2024
I lord over an ant hill, standing as solid and planted as an eighty-foot marble statue of God himself.
Polite Boilerplate Credible Threat
Hey! Are you a lonely weirdo on the internet?
CYBERWRITER 2022
You are all cyberwriters
Ethically Sourced
He denies the Holy Trinity. He eats just to stretch his skin. His fingers gleam with yellow gunk.
8 erotic poems about literary nobodies
Bret Easton Ellis, just this once
don’t talk
dirty
to me.
Dream Eater
I had a dream in which great towers rose from the ground, and I saw them, and I did not laugh.