Sentencing
…on the floor everywhere now and dirty as she’s felt since Garland
The First Vacation
“Did you know there are parts of Spain where a boy has to jump over a bull to become a man?” you ask.
who /monster/ here?
>tfw bored as fuck on the night shift at the World Star Museum
Yagan’s Head
‘There was a severed head buried in here,’ I say. ‘Over there I think.’
The Mock Angel
I don’t care anymore…
A Perfect Virgin Saint
One thing popular history does is flatten periods and locations, making them into one smooth thing.
Josie
The last time I drank red wine a telephone pole jumped in front of my car.
Hell is Other Speed Daters
“You would kill it in speed dating!” says the woman at the bar who is not interested in me.
Venerable Conrad Knickerbocker
Man in his 70s dead: He died while vaulting with a racing tractor outside Edvöks: “Dressed sharply,” a family member said
Dogs Deserve Better
In my phone, there are a few photos that let me know when I am getting close to you.