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The last time I drank red wine a telephone pole jumped in front of my car.

“You would kill it in speed dating!” says the woman at the bar who is not interested in me.

In my phone, there are a few photos that let me know when I am getting close to you.

In 2005 I met the Devil at Universal Studios Orlando and I took him on his first roller coaster ride.

I’ve already lost at least one appreciable relationship to my roller coaster habit.

They said Asher tried to hang himself with an extension cord.

Our main character lies on her bed in her underwear with a towel on her head.

My house floated thirty feet above the ground.

A little .22 snub-nose rat-gun isn’t ever going to do enough.

I wanted to fuck the dead man.