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Magic Hat / What Makes the Dark So Dark
We know the magician doesn’t actually make the card disappear, but where does it go?
Limping Through the Fire
I often wish they sold silence on iTunes so I could walk around listening to it turned right up and drown out all the noise.
A Fistful of Tickets
Waggawolla Land! Jack Econski hated Waggawolla Land! He despised everything about the theme park, from its smarmy, saccharine image to its mascot Waggawolla Wallaby.
The Getaway
My stepdad always had the advantage when things got violent.
$2.99
The best crime of my generation has been without a doubt a price hike of a single dollar.
noon supper / fad diet
the cashier asks if i need a bag for that as he scans the vodka pint
Occam’s Razor Suggests If Something Falls from the Sky It’s More Likely Something’s Excrement Than Divine
Occam’s Razor Suggests If Something Falls from the Sky It’s More Likely Something’s Excrement Than Divine
I once knew the exact street price
of every pill in the area.
I once
The White House at Night
The following piece provides a rare glimpse into an average night in the Trump White House. Everything that follows is based on interviews with anonymous sources, and, while so