social distancing
Tagthe streak
Nobody fucks in the old chapel anymore.
Despondency
Despondency is the perfect trap for the human soul.
The Uncanny Preserve
The fifteen acres of artificial nature is covered by a geodesic dome.
The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up
“Never miss a good chance to shut the fuck up.” – Will Rogers
Our Hero Hercules
They’re gonna tell you this is all just a game.
Emoji: A Level-Headed Look
The English language functions identically to a death cult.
Fenestral Cline, or, The Minor Disappearance
why not lithe knot will you disappear k/not
Bone Paste Effigy / MOFO / A Love Poem
something so beautiful it makes me want to punch myself in the ribs
Transport / Slumped
The waiting crowd performs the little shuffle forth and back from the platform’s edge, taking turns to observe for any sign of the train’s arrival, passing and repassing one another in a sort of dance.
Crossed Lines
“You give me a hundred quid; I give you the phone back. Meet you by the playground in Coldwire Park tomorrow at three.”