masturbation
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6 Poems
Before I write a poem I leave my wife
She’s far too depressed to get this high
Phallic Symbols Excerpt
You started masturbating heavily
after all those people hated you.
DEATH BY CONDOMS
The air is stale and reeks of vomit, piss, shit, and strawberries.
4 Poems
kathy found his name on a thumb tack board in the grocery store
she stopped in for some expensive cheese
right after she spent 300 dollars at the stationary store
and about a grand on wine
5 Poems
his neighbor pulled up
in a new car
boy what a car
Getting Off
My penis rears its ugly head when I least expect it. I’m not always thinking about my girlfriend when I feel my pants tighten.
Hymn to Post-Orgasmic Neurasthenia / Fugitive Completeness
I feel I am a summer bee
That has misplaced its sting,
DARLING I LOVE YOU
I have returned from the wasteland that lies in store for you.
I’m your Huckleberry
I have always had some trouble with friendships.
![My Lovely Neighbor [Excerpt]](https://www.miserytourism.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/adobe_20200815_141312-400x186.jpg)
My Lovely Neighbor [Excerpt]
I spent the entirety of the morning masturbating.