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The Joy of Cookbooks
I’m into porn. Cookbook porn. It’s a terrible habit.
Neurotic Restaurant
A trinity of waiters huddling just inside the entrance rattle through a series of disclaimers as you walk in, seem in fact to be partway down the list already as you open the door.
Hey Siri, Take a Screenshot
sunset clouds spread out like tiger stripes,
wired stereo earbuds that never fit right;
On Recent Paleontological Delights
“It is not often that we find megafauna of this size in tropical climates,” claimed the university paleontologist.
Chicken Burrito, Naked Like My Yearning
I’ve never been to Taco Bell. In fact, not only have I never been, but it is legally impossible for me to go there.
Spoils
I am rich with the stuff,
Won from an enemy’s savage gardens.
Dietary Justice
Joel unwrapped the plastic casing around his packet of semi-liquid insect protein, glancing nervously at the guests filling his apartment.
noon supper / fad diet
the cashier asks if i need a bag for that as he scans the vodka pint