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TagHands Off
Christmas, Mineral Man! shouted Twerpie. Get your hand closer to that press, it’ll be off!
Unhappy Woman
Me and my little brother, Isaac, sat in our living room on a Tuesday. By “little brother,” I don’t mean “little,” but more like “younger.” And by “younger,” I don’t mean much younger. Unfortunately for us, I’m talking thirty-six and forty.
Messed up Heads in a Helmet
In the middle of New Jersey, a family is sitting around the den.
Maine
It’d be a land of giants
except they sink into the mud.
Pontoon Boat is in the Front Yard
Get this out of the way: I did put a cigarette out on your mother’s arm Thanksgiving weekend 2013
The Hollywood Saturnalia Shuffle, Co-Starrin’ Carmen Haze / The Trouble with Cindy Jo
Here’s a story ‘bout a fella
—Goes by Whitey, don’t ya’ know?—
The Delineation of Lazy Dry-Anna by the Terrible Broil Family
Wan slight & sleazy mourning,