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My Punk Employment
Customers often mistake me for an employee in many of the stores and businesses I frequent.
Descartes / Jingles
Another cold day. Snowing. Another etch for the prolonged winter.
Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria
The first machine that killed itself was a Walmart Model 6 made by Tesla, designated officially as SA-168, but known by the generic name of Robby.
Macrame
I contemplate Bed Bath and Beyond’s 20% off mattress topper sale and if I should continue to starve myself for my upcoming trip to Florida.
Sneaky Lead Paint Baby
Once upon a time, there was a little baby who lived in a small shack in a big city.
Hands Off
Christmas, Mineral Man! shouted Twerpie. Get your hand closer to that press, it’ll be off!
Rap beef
This rapper had come up to me in the city, ready to shove his mixtape in my face.
High
Parties Parties Parties is the premier party supply chain in the country, according to the promotional literature I was given as I left the interview.
Corporate Structure
The office building has four floors.
Solutions
Interesting is a fiscal word.