The Genius of Evil
Hello. My name is Todd, and I’m an alcoholic. I guess.
On Recent Paleontological Delights
“It is not often that we find megafauna of this size in tropical climates,” claimed the university paleontologist.
Out on Bail and Drunk and on the Run in Minnesota
Out on bail. I was as free as a fox in the meadow. The judge had restricted me to the four-corners of the state. That was fine.
The Blinding Light
I’m still fumbling with the dial on the combination lock when the second bell rings. I’m going to be late.
Misery Loves Company – August 13 & 20, 2021
The above videos are archives of the two most recent editions of the Misery Loves Company social reading series.
Chicken Burrito, Naked Like My Yearning
I’ve never been to Taco Bell. In fact, not only have I never been, but it is legally impossible for me to go there.
Iphigenia
There was a girl, skinny like a finger, who disappeared up God’s hole
FEED THE MONSTER
Eat me alive
No sleep til the body’s forced into it
The Fart
It was sunny outside, but still gloomy, as the parasite slithered its way through the streets of the neighborhood.
Close at Hand
It’s finally happened.