Routine Ghosts
My house is haunted; my life is haunted. I meet the same ghosts every day. I can’t avoid them, and I can’t exorcise them. They are stubborn and reliable creatures of habit, always
How To Survive Your Neighborhood Serial Killer
It’s that pesky time of year again, the time of year when trick-or-treaters come knocking at your door, when cavities run rampant, and when you’re most likely to be horrifically mu
Torture House: Victims of Roth Manor
Misery Tourism presents Torture House: Victims of Roth Manor, the story of two hopeful victims before and after their tour through an extreme haunted house. Extreme
Around the Multiverse: Halloween
Halloween Around the Multiverse: The Fair Democratic Republic of Wan Perilous
(In today’s episode of “Around the Multiverse,” we get a peek at some regime-friendly Halloween pro
Haunted Harambe: A Millennial Ghost Story
“I have a friend who saw his ghost.”
“Whose ghost?”
“Harambe’s.”
“You have a friend who saw the ghost of a dead gorilla?”
“Well, felt his ghost anyway. Fe
Full Bloom, Part II
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Tuesday
When the bullethound shuttle pulled into the parking lot behind the staging area, people were already in the midst of giving a sh
Misery Movies: Episode 2 – The Redemption of General Butt Naked
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In the second episode of Misery Movies, we discuss The Redemption of General Butt Naked, a documentary about one man’s journey from Liberian warlord to Evangelical preacher. As wi
Backyard Babies
This is the second article in a series on history’s more obscure serial killers. If you missed the first entry, you can find it here.
Baby farming.
Those are two words th
Suicide of a Clinically Depressed Predictive Text Emulator
A few weeks ago, I transformed Jaime Brew’s predictive text emulator into a depressed, self-loathing wreck by feeding it a collection of posts from my personal tumblr. I then
About to Blow
Beginning of phone transcripts for 1-800-XXX-XXXX on date 11/20/2017
Call #1
(Operator): Hi, this is Marie, how are you doing this morning?
(Caller): Not