Fiction & Poetry
CategoryHeliogabalus
She stands before the black stone, the sun god, Illah ha-Gabal.
Pontoon Boat is in the Front Yard
Get this out of the way: I did put a cigarette out on your mother’s arm Thanksgiving weekend 2013
Suicide Diary Entries 86-94
in the event of a medical emergency, entomb me in 2 tons of epoxy resin.
Dear Warriors
Dear Warriors,
what’s my agenda?
Letters to Mike Tyson
Dear Mr. Tyson,
THE TWINK WHO SMOKED SO MUCH METH THAT HE DIED / SUICIDE BOMBING THE MINECRAFT CONVENTION
Everybody liked his smile
Everybody liked his jokes
Me, Gary, Mr. B., Iron Mike, and All the Souls in the Universe
Don’t ‘Woah, Gary’ me, Tevas! (Gary again: knocking) If you don’t open up, I’m gonna piss under your door!
Dedicated to Neil LaBute
“Most people aren’t actors. That’s the real problem,” said Limbz.
Limits
The pastor was taken aback when he was asked to perform the ceremony in a bear suit.
Dressing My Words Like a Modern Poet
One after another, the rejections arrive.