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Hold Line
The hold sound for the state unemployment office is the klaxon noise that plays before they tell you the number is out of service.
Can a Man Who Was Raped by a Bear Ever Find Justice in this World
You walk down the street, turn right and then suddenly, boom, you get raped by a bear. A real bear mind.
My Brother, His Mummy, and Me
My brother starts high school in the fall.
National Holiday
I didn’t want to be late on a ritual day, so I woke early to eat breakfast and pin my new Union Jack badge on my coat.
Working for the County
Three years back when I still worked for the county, a woman called to notify us that her neighbor was hoarding dogs at a residence within the city limits, where—by decree of Ordinance 871—only four dogs per household were permitted.
Frazzled Ms. Frizzle / Zoom Adventures in Klarvendale / Why Did Jane
The staplers are out of staples, pens out of ink, empty markers, erasers worn thin.
Northern Feedback
Knocked-off at half-four and walked south in oblivion for a bit
dead cow / Eddie / phone sex / Crazy Eddie’s
she grinned at us lying across the trail
eyes gone lips gone altho she wasnt killed
her hundred-thousand-year solo session
> ここにいます. here i am.
> come and get me, you fucking metaphysical dogs.
Dave’s Black Eye
The whole office was talking about Dave’s black eye.