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Recipe for Disaster

Yield: 1 wild night in a sundown town

I’m into porn. Cookbook porn. It’s a terrible habit.

…on the floor everywhere now and dirty as she’s felt since Garland

“Did you know there are parts of Spain where a boy has to jump over a bull to become a man?” you ask.

>tfw bored as fuck on the night shift at the World Star Museum

‘There was a severed head buried in here,’ I say. ‘Over there I think.’

I don’t care anymore…

One thing popular history does is flatten periods and locations, making them into one smooth thing.

The last time I drank red wine a telephone pole jumped in front of my car.

“You would kill it in speed dating!” says the woman at the bar who is not interested in me.