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The Advance of Knowledge
I challenge everyone who crosses the bridge
Popular Literature
If you are going to write about your life
You had better damn well have
One hell of a kicking life.
From My Driveway
I live at the edge of the ghetto.
Constant
Yes, she is a zombie.
The Awkward Moment
The Gestapo master gets carelessly on the second level train.
Change Blindness
I am the vendor of dizzyingly vertical heels.
Progress
Most people
Do not know
That the Rule of Thumb
Less Animal
I am the only man of my village allowed to mate.
The Fertility Festival
Bring out all your saved copper.
The salvage men are here!
Avoiding Disaster
Imagine that the bucolic picnic –
Which you happen serendipitously upon
Once you begin your walk in the woods –
Is actually a disaster: