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The Man with the Elongated Nipples
It was twenty years ago when Samuel ‘Default Eustace’ Skrunt inherited the rights to the folk ballad, ‘The Elfin Knight’.
Ethically Sourced
He denies the Holy Trinity. He eats just to stretch his skin. His fingers gleam with yellow gunk.
Dream Eater
I had a dream in which great towers rose from the ground, and I saw them, and I did not laugh.
The Gift of Life
Bright red is often a warning colour.
Podcast People
The masturbators prep their organs; the podcast has yet to play.