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The birthday present that eats hands
This gorgeous moleskin, it is turning my prose to pedestrian garbage.
The toothpaste / Outside of a dog
She does it exactly the way I would do it.
An accounting
I was lying next to you in bed and we were working through lists of high-frequency phrases and sentences we supposedly say to each other because the Company was forcing us to filter them according to four predetermined themes that they had come up with, and the themes were 1. Sports, 2. Marriage/Baby, 3. Custard, and 4. Apocalypse/Deathbots.