zoom

troy and chad worked together
for the school district
they were on a zoom meeting
with the higher ups
they had a little side chat
they had some long islands too
it was troy’s turn to speak
so he did
he was feeling good
he was feeling buzzed up
one of the bosses cut him off
and told him to get off his soapbox

well
that didn’t sit well

troy responded that you
can’t say soapbox anymore
because his cousin identifies
as a bar of soap
and she knows her shit
she knows how to identify he said

then chad chimed in
he said he hopes
she likes getting ground
around in peoples taint
(then he explained, ya know, cause she’s soap)

then they lol’d on their side chat
then they both got fired
but then a lawyer got them
a nice little chunk
something about wrongful termination

something about the process

not being right