What Happened To Natalie?

Today was such a beautiful day, as my wife and I noticed a butterfly in the air by the ocean. My wife and I took off our shoes, and we both put our feet in the cool refreshing ocean water. While holding hands, we began to laugh and started to talk about how we first met. As we both looked into each other’s eyes, we both noticed another butterfly that was right above the both of us. We began kissing each other while the cool ocean’s water was touching both of our knees. I love you very much, Natalie. I love you very much too, Edward. Then, I began crying when reality set in.
I began hearing Natalie’s voice telling me that everything was fine with her. Don’t worry, I am alright, Edward. As I knelt down at the cemetery to Natalie’s headstone, my tears had suddenly disappeared. I felt and heard Natalie’s love surrounding me, even though in reality, she had passed away.
As I got up and began to walk away, I noticed a butterfly that landed on Natalie’s headstone.
After that, I drove back home.
As I walked in my front door, I happened to see a butterfly that was flying around and eventually landed on Natalie’s favorite seat in our living room.
I walked over to the butterfly, and suddenly, the butterfly somehow turned into Natalie. Oh my god, can it really be you, Natalie?
As I stood there in complete disbelief, Natalie was looking straight into my eyes with sheer delight.
Then, Natalie began to open up her mouth as if she was going to tell me something. But, instead of words coming out of her mouth, hundreds of moths and cockroaches came pouring out of her mouth. After that, Natalie, began yanking out every single tooth from her mouth, with her own bare hands. Then, she started to kiss me, as the moths and cockroaches from her mouth went into my mouth.

After that, Natalie took her fingers and removed both of her eyeballs and shoved them into my mouth.
Then, she vanished and a butterfly landed in the palm of my hand. Then, the front door bell rang. I opened up my front door, and standing there was Natalie once again. She came in the house and began kissing me, while she was coughing up lots of mucus that was going all over my face and in my eyes. Did you miss me at all, she said to me?
I couldn’t believe it, as I stood there speechless.

What in the world is going on right now, I asked Natalie?
Just as Natalie was about to kiss me on my lips, she disappeared and I noticed a butterfly that was staring at me right in front of my face, that had Natalie’s eyes. Kiss me, the butterfly said to me in Natalie’s voice. I kissed the butterfly, and all of a sudden, I felt this sharp piercing pain coming from the inside of my mouth. It felt like I was kissing razor blades.
Then, the butterfly, in Natalie’s voice, started laughing hysterically, while I just stood there looking at Natalie’s eyes on the body of a butterfly.
After that, I must have passed out. Then, I felt as if someone was touching me on my shoulders, while I heard the sound of a woman’s voice that sounded just like Natalie’s voice.
Honey, wake up or you will be late for work. Oh my god Natalie, you are alive, as I awoke from our bed. Of course I am alive, Edward. Sounds to me like you were having a really bad dream. It was the worst dream that I have ever had, Natalie.
What was it about, Edward?
Come over to me and give me a kiss, Natalie. After that, I will tell you all about my dream.
There is not enough time right now for you to tell me about your dream, Edward.
I don’t want you to be late for your job. You can tell me all about your dream when you come back from work later on this afternoon.
As I was about to kiss Natalie, she opened up her mouth and a whole bunch of slugs and spiders came crawling out of her mouth and went into my mouth.
Is something wrong, Edward?
How come you asked for a kiss, yet you are not kissing me?