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I was depressed and one Saturday got drunk enough to drive to the Yankee Candle nestled in the strip mall on Grape Road.
To Cover Up the Smell
To Cover Up the Smell
I lit my hair on fire.
“Ahh… fuck.” I said.
I flipped the Zippo away before it could light my whole head up like I was doing a Pepsi commercial.
It woul