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Vivica McDonalds: Enemy of the Wood Chipper
Vivica Shertogenbosch’s life was a struggle to escape the metaphysical bog she was plunged into at the age of five when her parents were devoured by a wood chipper at a landscaping expo in Tulsa.
The Blueprint for Saving an Angel
It is mid-September, and I, with every knowledge possible of the event in which I was driving to, chose to wear a suit jacket, my most elegant white button-down, a tie, my finest jeans and terribly worn down, ill-fitting shoes that I paid for with cash at the Value Village furthest where I am now.
Thomas D. Rutabaga and the Covert Camera
I finally had video evidence–the incriminating footage that would tarnish the legacy of Thomas D. Rutabaga and show the world exactly what kind of predatory pussy-grabber he was.
Pontoon Boat is in the Front Yard
Get this out of the way: I did put a cigarette out on your mother’s arm Thanksgiving weekend 2013
Delusions of Jihad / DEAD TRANNY WALKING / Press S to Spit on Your Grave
BLOOD FOR THE SHATTERED FIGMENTS IN MY BRAIN
Not Us, Not Plant or Animal
I am in the front seat. I am always in someone’s front seat.
Ain’t the Girl She Used to Be
“It worked last time. Quit your bitchin’ and get on with it.”
5 BRUTAL Hearthstone Cards (And the Lives They Made Me Ruin)
Hearthstone, for the uninitiated, is an online trading card game where players battle each other with custom 30 card decks that they can build from a total library of over 1,000 ca