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Whippit Can Jamboree
I lift the can of keyboard duster to my lips.
When God and You matched on Hinge
Congratulations! YOU and GOD have matched on Hinge.
Skin-Suit Confidence
To be fair, Elle thought life would get easier after she killed her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend and harvested her skin for a human suit to impersonate her.
Licking the Wound
Laying naked in this bed on my back, I tilt my head and I look down with so much pain in my face.
Howl
You are my ecstasy, and I am a moth without a bed.
What Happened To Natalie?
Today was such a beautiful day, as my wife and I noticed a butterfly in the air by the ocean.
The Room Between Dreams / Ringing the Bell
Abner awoke from a wonderful dream.
The Man Who Took Leave of His Wife
The man took leave of his wife, who was busy rolling large balls of lint into an even larger ball of lint from which she would, come wintertime, pull handfuls of lint to use as tinder in the fireplace, and then he set out on his way.
Getting Off
Mallory’s ability to be a productive member of society ended at precisely 1:37 PM Eastern one summer Wednesday when the boy she’d been seeing/obsessing over for about three weeks made it clear via text message that he wasn’t looking for a relationship.
Diary of a Mediocre Witch
2/28/12
Britney: Check your email.
Erika: ??
Britney: I found a place with all these powerful spells. I sent you a link, and other stuff.