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A wooden lazer cut sign that says love
I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a hundred people to come to my house and beat me to death.
My Dying Heir
The girls bathed my son in the morning, as they do every morning. I call him retarded but doctors don’t know what it is actually.
Brick wall
i don’t litter except for when there are no trash cans around.
$2.99
The best crime of my generation has been without a doubt a price hike of a single dollar.
Mice
yesterday i found this YouTube channel that reviews different types of mouse traps.
A Regional Disaster
But speaking of 9/11, the Big Bang to which countless soft scientists attribute the birth of our shared post-traumatic universe, I do know where I was and what I did on that lazy Tuesday.
Fresco
Cheryl’s psoriasis gives her face the texture of a medieval Italian fresco that needs restoration.
Tulip
Suddenly, no one believes we walked on the moon.
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
I dream of a suicide by sniper. In the end, that would be my preferred method of ending it all. One well-placed shot from out of nowhere placed th
Jason
Jason
Jason in the next bed over has no arm, or you know, one arm left, no arm where one of them should be, is what I mean to say. I won’t go into what I have that confines me t