existential
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Purge 1
What’s the matter with you? I’m all right. Thanks for mentioning it. God walks on all fours with icicles.
A wooden lazer cut sign that says love
I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a hundred people to come to my house and beat me to death.
My Dying Heir
The girls bathed my son in the morning, as they do every morning. I call him retarded but doctors don’t know what it is actually.
Brick wall
i don’t litter except for when there are no trash cans around.
$2.99
The best crime of my generation has been without a doubt a price hike of a single dollar.
Mice
yesterday i found this YouTube channel that reviews different types of mouse traps.
A Regional Disaster
But speaking of 9/11, the Big Bang to which countless soft scientists attribute the birth of our shared post-traumatic universe, I do know where I was and what I did on that lazy Tuesday.
Fresco
Cheryl’s psoriasis gives her face the texture of a medieval Italian fresco that needs restoration.
Tulip
Suddenly, no one believes we walked on the moon.
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
I dream of a suicide by sniper. In the end, that would be my preferred method of ending it all. One well-placed shot from out of nowhere placed th