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OAKLAND FIRE CODE
by W. H Duryea & E.E. COLI
Dedicated to the victims of the Oakland warehouse fire, emergency responders, and Wallace Stevens.
101.2. Scope.
This code
establishes
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Routine Ghosts
My house is haunted; my life is haunted. I meet the same ghosts every day. I can’t avoid them, and I can’t exorcise them. They are stubborn and reliable creatures of habit, always
How To Survive Your Neighborhood Serial Killer
It’s that pesky time of year again, the time of year when trick-or-treaters come knocking at your door, when cavities run rampant, and when you’re most likely to be horrifically mu
Around the Multiverse: Halloween
Halloween Around the Multiverse: The Fair Democratic Republic of Wan Perilous
(In today’s episode of “Around the Multiverse,” we get a peek at some regime-friendly Halloween pro
Backyard Babies
This is the second article in a series on history’s more obscure serial killers. If you missed the first entry, you can find it here.
Baby farming.
Those are two words th
Suicide of a Clinically Depressed Predictive Text Emulator
A few weeks ago, I transformed Jaime Brew’s predictive text emulator into a depressed, self-loathing wreck by feeding it a collection of posts from my personal tumblr. I then
About to Blow
Beginning of phone transcripts for 1-800-XXX-XXXX on date 11/20/2017
Call #1
(Operator): Hi, this is Marie, how are you doing this morning?
(Caller): Not
6 Ways to Live Like There’s No Tomorrow (And Loathe Every Second of It)
I am putting the finishing touches on this article at 5 pm EST on a Friday afternoon. It’s officially the weekend, and that can only mean one thing: a heightened risk of sudden
The Comedy Beyond Hope
With apologies to Dante Alighieri, the saints, the penitent, and all of the damned.
I
Dante Dreams of a Return to Hell
Somewhere in his home in Florence there is a scrap of
The Arsenic Queen
This is the first part in a series of articles featuring some of the world’s most heinous (and overlooked) serial killers.
It’s 1833 in north-western France. You’re a pries