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I Will Probably Do It If You Just Ask; or Online Psychiatric Evaluation Form
A social cause I care about…
Finding out what the hell happened to Matthew Perry’s sweater vests from the early seasons of Friends.
Burning Up
In the afternoons José plays back messages on a grey answering machine, appointments to confirm with Johns by telephone.
Thomas D. Rutabaga and the Covert Camera
I finally had video evidence–the incriminating footage that would tarnish the legacy of Thomas D. Rutabaga and show the world exactly what kind of predatory pussy-grabber he was.
6 Poems
Did anyone? Did anyone?
Did ever?
Did anywhere?
I love your paradoxes and i’m connected on msn 4 u
I’m in a GCSE Physics practical, not long after the turn of the millennium.
I LET HER BITE ME
i’m still here waiting to die
i get bored of life and cry
Yankee Candle Impotence
I was depressed and one Saturday got drunk enough to drive to the Yankee Candle nestled in the strip mall on Grape Road.
Crash / Chartreuse / Vincent’s Limerick
There once was a fellow named Vincent
Who got tired of women that hints it
7
When I was 7 years old I tried to hang myself for the first time