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The Whitfield Strangler
There’s a painful lull in conversation, so I say, ‘My cousin is the Whitfield Strangler.’
The Most Memorable Day in U.S. History
Kevin spent nights alone in his bedroom working on his moves.
The Slimy Side of my Nature
People said Warhol was a freak.
Jesus and Carl’s Junior
I learned about the 2015 Paris attacks five days after they happened.
The Man with the Elongated Nipples
It was twenty years ago when Samuel ‘Default Eustace’ Skrunt inherited the rights to the folk ballad, ‘The Elfin Knight’.
#boomerfroggins
He saw the first one when he’d gone down to empty the basement dehumidifier.
Memories of Jumbo
“I’ll tell y’all why we’re in Vee-yet Nahm,” the President said as he unzipped his fly before the journalists assembled on Air Force One and whipped out his God-given endowment.
Discharge #486
Your designation as an officer of the Imperial Security Bureau allows full access to this weapon’s memory banks.
Meter Reader
“Do this one,” Greg says. It’s only fifty feet away, but the dials are tiny, and the black hands are even tinier, like a gnat’s wings.
White Fuyūrei
BRRRRNNNNGG
“What. The. Fuck.”