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TagThe Joy of Cookbooks
I’m into porn. Cookbook porn. It’s a terrible habit.
The First Vacation
“Did you know there are parts of Spain where a boy has to jump over a bull to become a man?” you ask.
Yagan’s Head
‘There was a severed head buried in here,’ I say. ‘Over there I think.’
A Perfect Virgin Saint
One thing popular history does is flatten periods and locations, making them into one smooth thing.
Hell is Other Speed Daters
“You would kill it in speed dating!” says the woman at the bar who is not interested in me.
Dogs Deserve Better
In my phone, there are a few photos that let me know when I am getting close to you.
Eloping to Zhuhai
After a whole night of chatting and lovemaking, you got up about ten o’clock the next morning.
Empathy
“I’m telling you, this is one of the best ones I’ve come across so far,” he said, sliding the apparatus across the table to me.
Squatter
A zebra spider has made her home under the garden table on my patio.
The Hermit and The Moon (Tarotredactyl)
You might very well have been one of the deaths of me.