six poems
FAMILY
We had the sweetest dog
but it got growly later in life
like most in the family did
like most in life do
the world reflects an increasingly
savage face back at them
HORNDOG’S DILEMMA
because you found out
that sex leads to babies (holy shit!)
or cancer (throat warts, y’all)
you bought a rifle
at the Rifle Store
then a bunch of dolls at the
Dolls & Dinosaurs store
lined them up blindfolded
shot them through the stomachs
then lined them up again
facing the other way this time
so you could fuck their exit craters
ACTIVIST OUTSIDER
Snake’s getting evicted
by the real estate crew
Grizzly got evicted
by the pipeline crew
Artists given notice by the
asshole crew
Drive the stake through
The bear-snake asshole’s heart
RIME OF THE ANCIENT INCEL
The Shipwrecked Seaman
can only survive on
his own Semen
for so long
until resorting
to other se(ex)cretions
they can almost suck
their own discharge
barely kiss the little bloaty
mouth Prospero presents the jerk-off
contortionist award
ACCURSED
after George Bataille
Friends stop contacting you
people don’t like your posts
an insipid portent dogs you
amorphous killers materialize to shadow
your peregrinations, heatseeking
handcuffs jangle towards you, inexorably
laugh together. Laugh and laugh
until he is the last one laughing, just as he was
the first
The accursed is quarantined
you can only see the back of their neck
upon which is burned a mark
In the woods
those who spiked his cloth arms
no longer need needle him
All there is is to wait
for the crooked arm to emerge
with the dagger, and the fist
that will clench his still
beating heart aloft
for the lucky strike
TERCET SHIT PUSHER
Begin with being an outsider reject
end with vital insider knowledge
an inevitable refigure of the “I”
Sitting with journal in the alone
of the club scrawling personal ventings
of foredoomed forebodings,
a turn towards literary horror
midlife kicks they may be
laughable paroxysm of youth no I still
got my secret stash
nootropic seaweed for creative longevity
Young fucks on longboards
you fucked yourself up in service to your art
no need to refer to others because you got this
If you wanna leave your mark on the universe
alls you got to do is wave a hand,
push some of them molecules
around. I used to be just dangerous goods,
now I’m also damaged goods
guess I’ve almost got the goods,
which surely is a good thing