Slutty College Hunk With Huge Cock Has Leg Shaking Orgasm

You started masturbating heavily
after all those people hated you.
It’s not just frequency and amount
but your repeated
turning to porn for answers
it cannot provide.
The laptop screen is like amber
a mosquito got stuck in.
You bang against the glassy surface.
You want confrontation
with biblically accurate angels
but God is multiple friends
saying they love you
not quite using those words.
Your therapist claims admission
is the first and most important
most difficult step.
She suggests support groups.
The people pictured online
are photo-shopped
recently showered cardboard cutouts
with beautiful teeth.
Your teeth are yellow scum.
Still you’d like to smile
at least once during the day.
You raise the phone to your face
remember Dante walked through Hell
on his way to Heaven.
Lately Hell is lust without love.
Do you love yourself enough to change?

Five Minute Man

The cape got heavy
With constant cries for help
Flying is tiring
And smiling all the time
The tights seemed tight also
So he tossed them out
Tried a desk job
Worked Delivery Dudes
Unhappy Ubermensch
Until he masturbated once
Without catching it
Sperm shot through the ceiling
Ceilings
Grazing a guy on floor ten
Piercing the sky
It burned up mid-atmosphere
Now Pornhub
Films cross country facials
Where the woman’s in Texas
And Five-Minute Man
Rubs one out in New York
People fucking love that shit
They bring their families on the lawn
Try spotting cum hurtling
Splat
He wears his cape
And nothing else
He is almost happy
After post nut clarity
But can’t turn off his ears

Ode to the Men’s Room

To sharpie scrawl and piss-smeared stalls
To drawn dicks fucking assholes
And I know your girlfriend
For A+J 4ever and the alphabet in love
For sexual frustration
As shitty advice
And scribble scratched genitals
For boobs like circles
Bodies like sticks
Your smiling face of four lines
Privy to drunk encounters
To brave ten-digit sex workers
Rural gas stations and fast food thrones
To a good time one call away