her hundred-thousand-year solo session
> ここにいます. here i am.
> come and get me, you fucking metaphysical dogs.
Dave’s Black Eye
The whole office was talking about Dave’s black eye.
REVIEW OF GRAHAM IRVIN’S LIVER MUSH BY SOME GUY
Maybe I am not one of those people who entirely gets it.
An Ugly Decision #4
Look, and I don’t expect you to understand this, or have any sympathy for me, given the circumstance, but it’s hard for men these days, too.
Screaming and Other Things That Sound Like Death
Of course, it’s imperative that I am the way that I am.
A Good Night’s Sleep
After my life imploded, I thought things would eventually get better. They didn’t.
The Pieces I began with / Mozart of ruin / My Darkness, Your Darkness
for most of us the trick never materialized
Internet Boyfriend
One of the dumbest symptoms of my months-long psychosis was that I fell in love with almost every guy who crossed my path.
physics class
(how) was more practical than english literature (why) so it was the logical choice.
VENTRILOQUIST RACIST
Ventriloquist racist: (I’m not saying this)