I can be awful all on my own
I can be awful all on my own
1 The first time I got arrested I got popped stealing $18 worth of Robotussin gel capsules at a grocery store with $400 cash in my pocket. I paid the fine in the cruiser, deferred for sentencing at a later date. The cop said “I don’t think you’re dangerous, just a fucking idiot.” Then he said “You better cut your shit” (you see I was high & felt frivolous thus was giggling) he said “you better cut your shit unless you want to spend the weekend with those niggers in county.” It made me so sad & I’ve always been disappointed in myself for not saying “Why that’d be just fine you vile Nazi cunt.” Later that night, I went back to the same grocery store & good boy me purchased the three bottles then swallowed them in the parking lot. The patterns of self-abuse & behavioral despondencies will be, we predict, exponentially more impermissible. 2 Little boy Babylon, freckled & bedeviled boy devil plays with action figure stolen from church fundraiser. Happy baby hell-raiser, mean mother instructs Return toy to Father. Yes mother. But first darling teenybopper, flesh manifest of endgame-theory sin rips head off toy superhero: For you once more, Father, a corpse: worship it, if you wish. 3. Once in a holding cell, a twitchy piece of white trash waxed philosophical: I think people are born good but life makes us bad. Interesting, interesting, we with the vicious & longsuffering charges lamented, & why are you here? Through the mist of his vague platitudes & attempted excuses we discerned rape & domestic assault, then we assured him he’d get nothing less than a life sentence & if he had the utter misfortune of being sentenced to Jackson, they would kill him immediately. He whimpered, wept, floundered on concrete, pleading. We laughed, laughed, oh jolly my golly we laughed & someone said “just you wait, we know where the cameras aren’t.” We fear he may grow more violent, volatile; less capable to adequately rationalize his actions & the potential castigations. 4 I think people are born happy & anything at all makes us awful. I think people are born happy & this world is a threat. I think people are born happy & not good & that’s good enough, that’s the best chance we got. I think I was happy & ruined myself. 5 (To the tune of restrained syllables & typing, the office is well lit, a bird eating a berry being the image on the calendar) We don’t know what to do. We, I don’t know, we clearly did something wrong. For all the wrong I’ve done I only hurt when I’m not blamed. 6. They didn’t know the little bird so happy in its avian charm held in its beak a Nandina berry. For birdies this berry causes hemorrhaging in the heart & trachea. Can you imagine such a rupture of blood spewing from the orifices & simultaneously immersing you internally? To sink in one’s self, swallowed by you. It’s the saddest picture I’ve ever seen.