Dokapon Kingdom


Dokapon Kingdom

fading into me
đŸŽ”i’m so ugly—that’s ok—cuz shit just sucks
(broken mirrors)
monday morning is every day for all i care
and i’m real scared, đŸŽ”
but i’m also done imitating Kurt
(what did I just say about broken mirrors?)
lithium makes me feel like i’m in church suffocating again
without any religious experience
—so, in church suffocating again—
minus the hardon from girls in spring clothes
minus the promise of the Spring Yard Zone after benediction
minus the bear or some other gay indie shit on my playlist,
because mood stabilizers make you want to pretend you have feelings
and honestly,
i never listened to Kurt as a kid
because i was pretending to be a female wizard with a wild-looking staff
instead of pretending to be a friend 
pretending
to look up to a worldly male feminist and understand his fucking inscrutable lyrics 
it’s fun to have no win conditions and to be honest
and here’s a roleplaying scenario provided with the pretense of “building empathy”: 
you’re a Gulf War explosives expert standing at a concert slurring the words to “In Bloom”
when you leave the concert to get intoxicated at a strip club, hold 1
spend your hold to make the saddest rain ever, nothing close to a real rain
make a hard move, a soft move, a jack move
choice-stricken dancefloor
DDR
bang: she’s pregnant
(bang, bang):  men from Aberdeen
with something to prove
lose their heads
God looking through the crosshairs
speaking of 1990-something,
most of the mirrors 
in and around Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building  were busted   gazing into me fixation, when the work is slow (always) đŸŽ”winter time, and the living is easy hellishđŸŽ” routine is a dish best served at all slow breathing,  slow anger response in the evenings, it’s time for waxing philosophical as waning boys from the favela burn banter into my monitor “Come to Braaasssil!” or  “Any of you men Brazilian?” in a quaint little mind-kitchen transphobic father time sits down to a dinner of clocks main course is hours (“ours!”) don’t need no minute-man (Misdemeanor: “minute man”) (war crime: “Minuteman”) sloppy seconds for everyone a faggot boymoding at a funeral: their own: DOUBLE KILL would Challenger Zilean have saved her? a huge male jiggaboo with big fuckin’ jowls mockery of a man, let alone a woman lol empath is a genderlocked class and i’ve got a temper as short as my nappy hair that i pull out to settle disputes. arrayed black carpet on the table in a threatening shape that isn’t a gun that’s blue and cold but usually this happens on đŸŽ”another Saturday nightđŸŽ” ain’t good for nothin’... but [ ] my gender is basically a subroutine a costly background process needs to be suspended like pants on a skinhead don’t needs to be suspended like Baron Harkonnen needs to be suspended like me, if this is high school 1999 so i can get on to something fucking useful gender: an iterated blackface performance? ha!, genderface—a slur a child might use haw, and you better laugh at this garish fucking coon all dandied up *compares gender to a piece of hardware* “[what do you call a bunch of niggers standing around in a field?] Antique farm equipment” blackface software slash hardware that’s both useless and use-y useless use-y useless use-y? useless you see? (DICE ME UP CAMILLE, okay?) come on, Homer, put the boy down and do the routine: Australia!  America!  Australia!  America!  Australia!  Ameri- HAL Jolson    blanking into me too lazy to find a good root between adderall crash and trying for the 20th time to get through Snow Crash or any novel, really i’m way off the rails flipped into the ditch, tires spinning and my demons are a symphorophiliac polycule that can’t stop fucking in the wreckage (shoutout to Cronenberg) hate is a siren, and a reverse-morning call to prayer— as Disturbed as that sounds— and boy do i need Jesus or fuck, Nyarlathotep, to take the wheel because i’m cloudy gloomblinders here i go thinking i can use my rage productively (hold my beer) Boromir-levels of arrowgance, pierce me daddy, but i’m without Ring phone... doesn’t ring turned the ringer off (bills) speeding away from problems (broncos) and i wish it was all as knowable as Freda’s plight when she sang đŸŽ”â€œAll that’s left of the dreams I hold... is a band of goldâ€đŸŽ” as opposed to: T-minus one year to being the hook of that Tragically Hip Song. fucking,  a sore day, a red day and the sun does whatever it feels like now red is ubiq  red is wall paper *covering —is it pizza sauce or blood  who gives a shit? a question i ask when people discuss strategies for “surviving the 24-hour news cycle”— tuning out words, escape to Star [‘wildcard’ for emphasis because i already used asterisk] Mutual Assured Destruction bubble universes exploding and reconstituting themselves with the sassy slime of Buzzfeed self-care advice and i can’t hear anything but Tolkien hearing V2 rockets and gently deluding himself with “at least i get to fuck LĂșthien, at least i get to rawdog my elf-maid” it’s dark and Hell is hot Hell is other people so you might say other people are hot and so we’ve entered the jerk off hour yo they throwin’ genetics at me genes and pornography (or, as i like to call it, Chinese youtube videos of women digging survival shelters, a fetish of mine.  BUILD HOME WITH DIGGING ONLY) jeans? >sweatpants as if i’m buying what nature is selling like i didn’t go through a period where i asked my doctor to castrate me like my overall case file isn’t enough to get the ghosts of the entire Canadian Eugenics Board firehose wet, dripping pearly-white ectoplasm, Slimer. constantly rerouting invasive thoughts by telling them to shut up or “Rudy doesn’t live here anymore”  or “wrong number” or “you’re gay” ...
Dokapon is a videogame called the “friendship destroying game” by the four weebs who play it— and there are only four at any given time— because it brings people together  in the sense that things like  domestic violence, a particularly grim urban siege, or ethnic cleansing bring people together. picture parents’ with whirling fists, Syrian triggermen, and hate radio deejays picture them as the nebulous server processes peeking out from behind the doors of Warcraft’s Scarlet Monastery dividing people who enter into parties say,  parties of four: *Kramer slide* an instance, Jerry! four kids under a bed with cowardly Army Men standing guard, jumping with each impact four shellshocked mothafuckas in a Damascus garden disheveled by bare hands, cause ain’t no grave four cock-a-roaches in an “inn” where the “innkeeper” is Don Cheadle (and now i’m crossing Warcraft with real life, crossing myself, just cross me out). Dokapon is Japanese word that, for this trash poem anyway, means “everybody loving company, hating the moment hating the closeness of company, loving the anticipation for when everything breaks back out into an open world” but for now—and this whole damn metaphor is reaching to the sky (maybe cursing Assad’s name?) (shaking a fist) (... straining, definitely)— for now it’s all in one gray grave, Antietam, all down the same well, Boonsboro, all to selfishly delay a dark night of the soul that’s gonna feel like Darkling for fucktons of my puzzle-piece-shaped personal demons coming from behind. inevitable, because “last place” is a numerical certainty, not/and a personal insult (math echoes like KHAAAAAAAAAN). in my experience, the essence of Dokapon Kingdom,  which might as well be the Kingdom of Heaven where no one reaches it but through Mii—to Hell with the Playstation 2 version— is collective brutalization in the form of an RPG with board-game elements. intrusive thoughts are Rosa’d, giving up their seats to intrusive actions intrusive words pierce my over-frail soul, playing pretend-embered host in a basement shrine of hollow ones intrusive parents, sometimes, and goddamn i wish they were here in some way other than in spirit but

thoughts are hostile, but seen invisible stalkers splashed with black paint. in the end, it’s usually a controller that takes flight fleeing the victim of a low poly lynching. the day after is a trudge through a wintry mix of social fallout, a mind maze where even the minotaur is like “you fucking OK dude?” Global Assault is nothing compared to  the local monsters that assail when  alone. alone my thoughts are a game of scatological telephone— my thoughts are a game of scatological telephone my thots are again on cats in logical telegrams mice tots are aging arrogant and lodging on instagram— my thoughts are a solo, emergent, often radiant  playground— granted, a developing world playground (or a world-developing playground?) either way,  landmines (RIP Magawa). alone my thoughts are Skyrim or Breath of the Wild if  sorrows are moving in an Easterly direction. but i’ll never enjoy Skyrim or Breath of the Wild like i do  Dokapon Kingdom.

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