Crash  

 It looked like the car  

Was playing charades 

Last night 

And tried to act out 

“Praying Mantis”  

For the people inside  

Chartreuse (Mia Claims She Conceived Of This Poem’s Concept And Then Informed Me, A Claim I Dispute But Will Include)  

 
Have you ever had a blue tiled bathroom
 
With a blue ceramic tub, with a blue ceramic toilet 

It’s like pissing green into a girl’s blue eyes  

Vincent’s Limerick  
 

There once was a fellow named Vincent  

Who got tired of women that hints it 

So he bought a nice bike 

Put his dick in the pipe 

And said sometimes you’ve just got to 

Risk it