Fiction & Poetry
Category
I Will Probably Do It If You Just Ask; or Online Psychiatric Evaluation Form
A social cause I care about…
Finding out what the hell happened to Matthew Perry’s sweater vests from the early seasons of Friends.
Burning Up
In the afternoons José plays back messages on a grey answering machine, appointments to confirm with Johns by telephone.
Thomas D. Rutabaga and the Covert Camera
I finally had video evidence–the incriminating footage that would tarnish the legacy of Thomas D. Rutabaga and show the world exactly what kind of predatory pussy-grabber he was.
6 Poems
Did anyone? Did anyone?
Did ever?
Did anywhere?
I love your paradoxes and i’m connected on msn 4 u
I’m in a GCSE Physics practical, not long after the turn of the millennium.
Yankee Candle Impotence
I was depressed and one Saturday got drunk enough to drive to the Yankee Candle nestled in the strip mall on Grape Road.
Crash / Chartreuse / Vincent’s Limerick
There once was a fellow named Vincent
Who got tired of women that hints it
7
When I was 7 years old I tried to hang myself for the first time
The Service
“What I’m asking is,” Arnie Brandenburg says nervously, “how can this come back to bite me in the ass? Is the session recorded and stored? Is there any chance my wife might find out? See a charge or something?”
Rounds
Demetri flipped his feeble legs over the edge of his bed. A chill surged through him as his soles touched the floor.