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Razumíkhin/Raskolnikov D/s bloodplay, praisekink puppyplay hard M rating, RPF Hegel/Marx body worship.
Fifty-Two Ways of Looking at the Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
With a touch of negro dialect, and as rapidly as possible toward the end.
The Art of Shutting the Fuck Up
“Never miss a good chance to shut the fuck up.” – Will Rogers
Emoji: A Level-Headed Look
The English language functions identically to a death cult.
On Moral Panic
April 1st. April Fool’s Day. Our birthday.
Abandoned: An Archive
As a way of closing out our November abandoned work theme and of commemorating the end of another largely wasted decade of my life, I’ve combed through more than ten years of Google Docs and dredged the fertilizer lagoon of my computer’s Documents folder to find as many of my aborted creative projects as possible.
On Louis C.K.
Misery Tourism’s theme for November is “abandoned work.” What follows (if I don’t give up now) is not an exercise in automatic writing so much as it is an exercise in agonized writing: the act of writing as self-imposed torture; writing without planning or outline because otherwise I would write nothing.
The Joker: A Review
The Joker. My god, The Joker.
the senseless crime
i just want to understand. this is me trying to understand.
Manifesto of a Predictive Text School Shooter
attention: family, friends, neighbors, and dylan klebold.