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asphyxiation salvation
“Cecil the Lion died of auto-erotic asphyxiation,”
disney cruise 657
Everyone was dying on the boat.
Yankee Candle Impotence
I was depressed and one Saturday got drunk enough to drive to the Yankee Candle nestled in the strip mall on Grape Road.
cracker barrel euthanasia
I heard lifeless singing and waited to see if it was a birthday song or a death song.
Katsucon 2055
2055 was a bastard of a year, as most years were, but 2055 held a vendetta for ever happening.