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8 erotic poems about literary nobodies
Bret Easton Ellis, just this once
don’t talk
dirty
to me.
69 in ’68 (Or: Hard Times for Black Boys)
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I let his cum settle on my tongue, but all I could taste was ash.
“Come on Chip,” I thought. “You’re a sommelier. Savor this.”
I let the jism congeal a bit, and then
Haunted Harambe: A Millennial Ghost Story
“I have a friend who saw his ghost.”
“Whose ghost?”
“Harambe’s.”
“You have a friend who saw the ghost of a dead gorilla?”
“Well, felt his ghost anyway. Fe