Boxer Brief

As you get older,
they grow bigger—
the urine spots,
even after
shaking off

i don’t have rape fantasies

but it’s not cuz i’m a good person
i can’t convincingly imagine
being able to overpower
another human,
or even a medium-sized animal

possibly a large bird
would present
certain difficulties

In High School I Was Voted Most Likely to Be Tased

But,
as in so many other ways,
I’ve never fully realized
my potential

The Cocaine in Toronto

If it looks like cocaine
and it smells like cocaine
it’s still probably not cocaine