10 poems found in internet comment sections

1.
at the kennedy space center
you can touch a piece of the moon the apollo astronauts brought back
after years and years of touching
it feels like a piece of tile

2.
whoever said she wasn’t hot anymore
was blind, i want her to
ride me until the heartbreak
goes away

3.
you know
if you think a girl is sexy
half the credit is due to her father
so you gay

4.
i looked at this because almost all the plants my mom gets die within less than a week
i think it is because she yells a lot
and sometimes i am scared of when she yells

5.
how do you deal with the fact that life sucks ass
but sometimes in the middle of the shit
a short appearance of great beauty happens, and then it
continues sucking ass

6.
we’re designed to be alone
caring too much about others
who don’t give a shit about us

7.
i want to be in love again
haha
i’ve never been in love

8.
flirtatiously
grab the roll of smarties from a girl’s pocket
it’s a tampon
fuck

9.
this was grim. and my worst fear
ending up lonely and middle aged
basically talking to yourself and picking fights with service employees
but grateful
that it’s live humans to talk to

10.
saying the tiger is sad because it’s in the zoo, i don’t think is correct
it is a pretty nice life compared to the wild
where only 1 of 8 tigers have a chance of living to an adult
here he does not go hungry
and can play and sleep
most tigers in the wild wish they could get that gig