school shooting
Tag
speedrun.txt
this is a game where you shoot up your high school.
to play, you first need to steal the professor’s chronometer.
School Shooter’s Girlfriend
I didn’t go to high school.
I stayed with the janitor instead.
He kept me in the boiler room.
I was a kind of pet, I guess.
The Edgelord at 35
Cho Seung-Hui died like Jesus Christ, but I’ve outlived both of them now.
Rudolph
Rudolph
‘You’ll go down in history!’
‘And you’ll stay there, you sycophantic fools,’ growls Rudolph, whipping out his carbine and blasting his peers to chunks of horn and meat.
STUDENT/ZOMBIE
Did you expect the captain of the football team to piss himself when you pointed your rifle at him? Maybe. You sure didn’t expect him to try to eat your flesh. Something ter