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The Edgelord at 35
Cho Seung-Hui died like Jesus Christ, but I’ve outlived both of them now.
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
My Dream Date With Mr. Suicide
I dream of a suicide by sniper. In the end, that would be my preferred method of ending it all. One well-placed shot from out of nowhere placed th
Misery Tourism, Literally: The Wilson Street Memorial
The following is the first in a potential series of articles profiling depressing places and miserable locales. If you know of a particularly dispiriting hellhole or pit of despair
5 Places I See Every Day (Where I Would Love to Hang Myself)
Listen, I get it. Life’s a drag. It’s a slog. Every day is a slow march through through a filthy, sweltering swamp with a 30 pound rucksack on your back and very little hope that C
5 BRUTAL Hearthstone Cards (And the Lives They Made Me Ruin)
Hearthstone, for the uninitiated, is an online trading card game where players battle each other with custom 30 card decks that they can build from a total library of over 1,000 ca
The Bowling Green Massacre: Myth or Mandela Effect?
Since you clearly have internet access—if you don’t, please take a moment to thank the homeless man who printed this article off for you at the public library and don’t forget give
Tweets from the Ghost of George Orwell
It’s an understatement to say that Trump’s presidency is off to a contentious start. Certainly presidents don’t generally provoke constitutional crises during their first full week
6 Surefire Ways to Conquer Your Writer’s Block (A Visual Essay/SEO Experiment)
1. Try some freewriting! Turn your internal filter off and just type whatever comes to mind.
2. Seek out a close friend and ask them for ideas. They know you better than yo
Routine Ghosts
My house is haunted; my life is haunted. I meet the same ghosts every day. I can’t avoid them, and I can’t exorcise them. They are stubborn and reliable creatures of habit, always
How To Survive Your Neighborhood Serial Killer
It’s that pesky time of year again, the time of year when trick-or-treaters come knocking at your door, when cavities run rampant, and when you’re most likely to be horrifically mu